Kih-kih-kih. Ever' bod' knows thet N**g-Nawgs in nat'erl crim'nuls an' they want ev'thang us gooooood whaht folks haev! So 's on'y nat'rul for our po-leece to keel n**g-nawgs--ez menny ez they kin! Kih-kih-kih!

Is the sarcasm thick and bitter enough for y'all?