The male hominids of these areas (I won’t even call them ‘men’ because they’re not) deserve to find themselves up the same creek as a town in the diocese of Trier, Germany, found itself after a terrible episode of ‘witch’ hysteria was over in the 1500s: with only two — repeat, only two — female inhabitants: a five-year-old child and a grandma. Let me also say I have no idea if the town just died out or whether (no doubt with herculean effort) the males there were able to find mates.