Walter, have I told you what Ron Johnson inspires me to do? It's to slightly alter an old rhyme with which I suspect you're familiar, viz.

My name is Ron Yonson,

I come from Visconsin,

I vork in a lumbermill dere.

Ven I go down de shtreet

All de people I meet

Dey saaaaaay,

'Vot's your name?'

And I saaaaaay,

'My name is Ron Yonson......' I think you know the rest. Am I right?