Will even a pandemic with the human cost of the Black Death bubonic plague bring these willful idiots to whatever senses they have?! Can we set it up so that only, they (almost) only infect each other and then pass the popcorn as they die horrible deaths? I have a Whirley-Pop and rainbow popcorn ready to go!

As Shaw wrote, "If [people] will not learn until their lessons are written in blood, why, blood they must have, preferably THEIR OWN (Capitals are mine)". Even then there are those who WILL NOT learn!!!